Really?!?

Sooooo......guess what my illustrious peach of a roommate has resorted to stealing now.

Toilet paper.

That's right, folks. She's stealing toilet paper. MY toilet paper.

Really? Who does this? Ohhhhh, that's riiiiiiight. The CLEPTO that I live with does.

Hell, at least it's not my mail (got myself a PO Box now. So suck it roommate)!

Say it with me people....67 DAYS!! I can't heeeeeaaaaar you......

67 DAYSSSSS!!!!

Kind of have to laugh at this point, right? Right?

Lazy Daisy....

I'm looking forward to a lazy weekend (and so far it's gotten off to a great start)!

Today, HPB and I went to Panera for dinner, Dunkin Donuts for iced coffees and took Crazy Psycho Pup for a long walk in downtown Anderson. I never realized how beautiful Anderson's downtown area is. Very historic and artsy. In fact, we found a very nice bistro that we plan on having dinner at tomorrow night!

In the morning, my bestie and I are planning on going to the Country Club and lounging at the pool (if it's sunny). If it's cloudy, then I'm going to pick strawberries with my mom, grandma, sister in law and nephews!! Don't tell, but I'm kind of hoping for clouds...

Hope you all have a wonderful weekend and a very happy Memorial Day! I'll be back on Tuesday!

Smooches,
K~

P.S. The picture of the daisies have no real significance to this post, but they are my favorite flower and I love looking at pictures of them!

I ♥ The Cosby Show!!

This made me insanely happy this morning! The Cosby Show will always be my number 1, and I'm so happy to see the cast looking healthy and beautiful. They are still funny too!

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10!

Things that make me happy today:

1. Phone talks with my mom, on my way home from work.

2. Watching live web cam video of the aquariums at the Georgia Aquarium! Seriously, the whale sharks are beyond amazing, and the penguins are so funny! (**If you use iGoogle, you can add this to your iGoogle page! Here's the link!)

3. The fact that I'm now off until Wednesday!

4. I have less than a month before summer vacay with the family!

5. Sunny weather.

6. I'm moving in a little over two months! HALLELUJAH!!!!!

7. I'm getting these wretched eyebrows waxed today.

8. And...I may just throw in a pedi for fun!

9. I get to sleep as late as I want today.

10. Tomorrow, I'm hanging out with my nephews!

Hope you find at least 10 things that make you happy today!

Smooches,
K~

Tan in a bottle....

Ok people, I leave for a week at the beach in one month! I am in serious need of a tan, but laying in a tanning bed (which I used to do) scares the crap out of me! I just can't do it.

So....I need some self tanner recommendations! I do lay in the sun on occasion, and tan very easily. However, I use SPF of no less than 30 when I lay out, so I'm not gonna get a great tan before I go. I need some instant gratification!

Help a girl out! What do you use and like?

My previous favorite self tanner was L'Oreal Sublime Bronze, but I think they changed the formula, because now it has a sh*t ton of GLITTER?!? Why the crap, at my age, do I need to look a sparkly 14 year old going to a middle school dance? I mean really, L'Oreal? Really?

Thanks ladies (and guys! I have a few who read)

Smooches,
K~

Check it.

So, yesterday morning at, oh about 2am, I was awakened to a strange clicking noise. I looked up and saw what appeared to be a rather large flying bug whizzing past my eyes. I freaked, because I do. Not. Like. Bugs. Of any kind, shape, cuteness, whatev. I have stared some really mean people in the face and not backed down, but send a bug (especially a spider) my way....and I turn into the biggest, most over dramatic sissy you've ever seen. For realz.

So, imagine this, if you will: I was wearing a bleach stained Bud-Lite shirt that belongs to Hot Police Boy (I may or may not have stolen it from him) to sleep in. To this gorgeous hideous piece of Couture, I added a pair of 4.5 inch, black patent, Jessica Simpson, peep-toe stilettos (that had previously been worn to church that day) and a camouflage Clemson baseball hat (with Clemson spelled out in PINK, of course. Not worn to church in case you were wondering). Why the shoes, you ask? Well, I didn't want to touch the bug with bare feet, should the sucker be in the floor. But...what about the hat? I have an irrational fear of flying things landing in my hair, thus the hat.

I may or may not have spent the better part of TWO hours stealthily searching my room for this stupid bug! I finally found the darn thing on a stack of pillows beside my bed. I screamed. Really loud. Then, I jumped up and down for a bit. I don't know why I jump up and down when I get near bugs, but I truly feel it makes them a little afraid of me. Finally, I attached the longest hose to the vacuum and sucked the little bugger up.

I then caught a glimpse of myself in the full length mirror. Ummm....me in a Bud shirt with super high stilettos, and a camo baseball hat?!? Yeah, it was just as sexy trashy looking as it sounds.

The end.

And the saga continues....

Good morning people! This is gonna be a rant. I'm PISSED. And, if my move out date from this living situation could get here faster, that would be awesome! So....this morning, I get home from working a 12 hour shift. I'm tired, I have a sinus headache and I'm just ready to go to bed. Well, my roommate isn't here (which is not unusual) but anyway...I heard something crash in her room. Her door was open, so I went to investigate. A picture frame had fallen out of her window sill. No big deal.

Then, as I was walking out of her room....I glanced over at her desk. There was a Shape magazine. I subscribe to Shape. I looked closer. It had MY name on it. Ok...no big deal, again. If she got it out of the mailbox to look at then give to me, no problem. I know how to share. So, I pick it up to thumb through it (it is MINE, after all) and then....I see a LOT more of my mail INSIDE the magazine. Mail that had been OPENED. Now, this mail was not of the financial variety or of any personal nature, but regardless, IT'S MY F'ING MAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was coupons that I had specifically ordered from a website for some beauty products, a sample of tea that I had specifically ordered and another sample of some skin cream that I HAD ORDERED! All of these things, I'm sure, came in separate mailings, in SEALED envelopes with my damn NAME ON THEM.

Seriously. This is where I draw the line. My roommate is not an honest person. Unfortunately, she's also related to me. She is very sneaky and conniving and I am mad as hell. So, I snatched that magazine, along with my obviously OPENED mail and took it with me. She's in for a surprise when she gets home and it's gone. But...you know what? She'll never say one word about it. She'll know she's caught and wouldn't dare confront me. That's how she is. This is not the first time something like this has happened (just not with my freaking MAIL).

I am too old for this crap. I don't EVER, nor would I ever even consider opening some one's mail!! Ummm....hello, that's a FEDERAL OFFENSE.

This is another reason, that I'm nervous about packing up my stuff that's not in my room. I have to do it when she's not here, and I have to do it all at one time. Otherwise, there is no telling what I'd be missing. Because, apparently...I'm living with a thief.

ONLY 84 DAYS UNTIL I MOVE!!! PLEASE HURRY!

Sorry ya'll I had to vent. Thanks for reading and on a happier note....HAVE A GREAT FRIDAY!!!

Smooches,
K~

Oh, and this really makes me wonder about those erroneous charges that were happening at my bank because of some mailers that were sent to me (that I never got or signed)......

Rain, rain....don't go away?!?

What? That's not right? Or is it? I don't know what has gotten into me, but I am loving the rain lately! It's pouring here, and I am so OK with that. Normally, I don't care for rainy days. My hair starts looking like the arse end of an electrocuted chicken when it rains (because my hair is super frizzy curly (I straighten it). But, for some reason, I feel so energized when it rains!

Anyway, tonight Hot Police Boy and I went to Cracker Barrel for dinner and it was delicious, as usual. And then....I had to go search for a new hairdryer. I got a fabulous hairdryer at TJ Maxx for only $25!!! It's a BaByliss Pro Ceramic that normally runs for over $125! I've already tried it out tonight and it's awesome!!!

Just got a call from my sister in law asking if I could babysit my 10 month old nephew tomorrow because he's not feeling well. Ummm....of COURSE! He is such a sweet baby and I love him so much! Jackson, the 3 year old, will be doing to daycare, so it will just be me and Brayden. I'm looking forward to snuggling with him tomorrow! Here's my babysitting outfit:

No Boundaries $5 lace trimmed tank from Wal-Mart. They are super soft and very comfortable!


Hanes tunic (oatmeal color)


Gilligan and O'Malley micro-crops from Target...yummy!


Wal-Mart black flip-flops (hey they are $2.50...cheap!)

I love comfy mix and match seperates! And..they are even better when I don't have to spend a fortune, but still feel cute.

Hope ya'll are having a great Monday (even if it's raining where you are)!

Smooches,
K~

Grrrr,,,,

I seriously don't even know what to say about how awful this weekend has been at work. It's like the gates of hell have opened up and spewed out all the low-lifes. Into my county. I have not had a weekend like this in quite some time. While I'm well aware that people making really stupid decisions are my job security....I need a break. I have 12 more hours to work tonight and I'm gonna need an IV of Dunkin Donuts french vanilla iced coffee (sugar and extra cream) just to make it.

Oh, and to put the cherry on top? I was drying my hair this morning and....my freaking hair dryer blows a huge ball of blue flame out of the nozzle! RIGHT AT MY HEAD and STOPS working!! Luckily, I had a crappy backup dryer.

Stick a fork in me. I'm done.