Friday, September 25, 2009

Some days...

Some days....
I just want to kick people in the teeth (and I realize this is neither lady-like nor classy of me).

Some days....
I wonder why the hell I left my cute little classroom of kindergartners singing the Weather Song and playing on the playground for a job where I have my life threatened, get cussed out every day, have to dress like a boy, and I'm pretty sure some people would love to kill me.

Some days....
I hate my hair, my smile, my thighs, my clothes, and my larger-than-it-should be nose.

Some days...
I just want everyone to leave me alone. Don't call. Don't text. Don't write. Don't send postcards.

Some days....
I want to not feel guilty that I hate talking on the phone, that I am horrible at returning emails, and that I suck at commenting on your blog posts.

Some days....
I wish I could banish all the mean people to Mean People Island and rain acid down on them from a prop plane and laugh while they melt into little puddles.

Some days....
I wish I had Jennifer Aniston's hair, could travel the world with no obligations, and spend my time partying with P-Diddy on one of his sweet ass yachts, off the coast of Wherever.

Some days....
I wish I didn't drop the F-bomb, get annoyed with a family member, or spend so much money at Starbucks.

Some days....
I wish I could cure cancer.

Some days...
I wish I could stop my nephews from growing up and my parents from growing old.

Some days....
I wish I could fix every one's problems and make everyone happy.

Some days....
I just want to stay in my pajama's, eat in my bed and watch trash TV for 18 hours straight.

Some days....
I wish I didn't give a shit what anyone thinks of me, was a better friend and listener.

But....not today.

Today...
I will not kick anyone. Anywhere.

Today...
I will like my hair, my smile, my thighs, and my larger-than-it-should be nose.

Today...
I will love my job.

Today...
I will not feel guilty for not texting, tweeting, commenting, calling or not answering a call.

Today...
I will enjoy the time I have with my parents and love my nephews even though they are growing up too fast.

Today...
I will ignore the Mean People.

Today...
I will pretend I have Jenn Aniston's hair. I will plan my trip around the world. And...I don't even like P-Diddy, Puff Daddy, Diddy or whoever the hell he calls himself nowadays.

Today....
I will pray for the people who are finding a cure for cancer.

Today...
I will smile at everyone I see and say hi.

Today...
I will probably still drop an F-bomb (or two), but I will not get annoyed with a family member and I will go to Starbucks. Maybe twice!

Today...
I will go outside, feel the sunshine and be thankful for my wonderful, blessed life.

Today...
I will be a better friend and listener.

Today...
I will just be me. I'll worry about my "some days" later.

17 comments:

Mary Lopes said...

Touching :) good luck with your new vision of things! :D

Sandy aka Doris the Great said...

Excellent attitude! Even when you wanna punch someone/thing, change it around.

suburban prep said...

Good Philosophy.

Monogram Queen said...

Advice we could all well take. Well I know I could cos' you know I have a mean streak we just have to not let it out too often!
Hope you have a great week-end honey!

short southern momma said...

LOVE it!!!! Don't ya just wish your life was like a sitcom sometimes and everything was "fixed" in 30min....oh I don't know say like RENO 911!! hahahaha. Is it obvious I have not went to bed yet? Hope you have a great weekend!!

Just Anonymous Prep said...

This is so true and such a great post - it fits my Friday to a t.

Miss Priss' Momma said...

Fantastic post! A great reminder to us all!!

Red and White Preppy said...

LOVE this post :) Thanks for sharing!

Prissy Southern Prep said...

love love love this post. you put some of my feelings into words for me. thank you! haha

Megan said...

Love this! I totally want Jennifer Anniston's hair everyday!

Headbands and Hand Bags said...

Sounds like you are going to have a great day!!

Lindsey said...

What a fabulous post!! Love it!

Red Lipstick Style said...

I think you speak for many people with your wise words. Great reminder to turn those bad days into positives.

Marissa said...

GREAT POST

Belle (from Life of a...) said...

"Some days" you and I are a lot alike. I'm thinking I like "today" better and will hope that both of us have more days like today!

Goldielocks said...

lol- and that's what i LOVE about you.. you take the time to type what you think, unscripted... love ya, chick!

Angry Julie Monday said...

Yea, I have most of those issues too..and dressing like a boy thing, I can def. relate...dumb job!

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