Verizon Wireless. Yep, that's right if I weren't stuck in a stupid contract until January of 2010 I would be happily divorcing Verizon right now (and asking for alimony from the greedy bastard).
Here's why:
I finally decided that The Pink Owl needed a pink Blackberry Curve. I've been wavering on this for months now and decided it was time. So, I was going to add a line and get the freaking BB already. But.....nooooooooo.
1. The Blackberry Curve was 79.99 two days ago, now....it's 99.99
2. Ok, fine, I'll pay that.
3. Clicks "add a line" on the Verizon website.
4. It doesn't work.
5. The stupid website has been down for 2 damn days now.
6. I get the bright idea to go to the Verizon store.
7. What the hell was I thinking?
8. I sign in.
9. I browse the store.
10. I wait
11. I wait some more.
12. I get pissed and wait some more.
13. Two people I've arrested before come into the store.
14. I decided I don't like the company and leave.
15. 45 minutes WASTED.
16. I come home attempt to "add a line" again online.
17. Nope, no dice.
18. I look at my phone (the cute little Samsung Alias that I've never had one minutes trouble from) and decide I'm gonna keep loving him.
19. So, screw you Verizon, your crappy customer service, your cute pink Blackberry and your broke-down, cracked out website. We're DONE.
20. This is our official separation. Beginning today.
21. We will be officially divorced on January 29th 2010.
22. I give you permission to date others.
23. Don't call me, I'll call you.
24. Oh yeah, PS....you SUCK.
Peace.
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7 comments:
Hilarious! I hate going to the phone stores - I had to go to Spring the other day because my sad ol' phone was broken {I would like the say it was awful & the phone man made fun of my phone - said it was giant & 80s-like!}. I hope to never go to another cell phone store again, ugh!
phone stores = BIG can of Lysol.
Amen sister! Remember all the freakin' drama I've experienced with them? They suck (and I'll add my favorite phrase because it's fitting) monkey nuts!!!
hahaha! I was cracking up!!
I really don't get why it takes sooo long at cell stores--It's like when u go to a department store and it takes like 20 minutes to ring up 5 pieces! I want to lean over toward the cashier and say, "10 People at Target have probably been checked out by now!!"
um... wish you could see my face.right.now.. tears STREAMING down from laughing so hard! could you be any funnier?! i'm sure the peeps you'd arrested just LOVED seeing you- but i'm sure they would have loved to have jacked a pink phone for you- or even held up a customer service rep to open a line for you-
did i mention my sweet husband works against Verizon with another major company? He gets to deal with stressed out peeps like you and kiss your butt to make you happy ;) Maybe T-mobs should be your next move?
ha, that's so funny :)
i love it
That is a GREAT price, I couldn't get near that with my carrier for the Curve.
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