So, tonight I went to my brother's house to visit with my little nephews. Shortly after I got there, my brother asked Jackson (the 3 year old) to tell me what happened at "school" (the babysitters) today.
Jackson then told me that he bit someone! Jackson has never bitten anyone. Ever. So I gave him a gentle little talking to (like only an aunt can do). I asked him why he bit "A" and this is what he told me:
"Kwissy, I weally dent mean to bited "A". It was an assident. See, my mouf just opened weally big and my teef started to wiggle. And dey wiggled forward wight to "A"s thumb and dey just chomped down. See, I couldn't help it. It was my teef's fault. Dey wiggle too much."
Ummm....yeah. So, I had to leave the room because I was about to laugh in front of him. I went upstairs and laughed so hard I was crying.
That little runt bit the piss out of another kid, but damn if his "reason" wasn't creative and funny! Ahh, just like his aunt! ;)
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17 comments:
How precious! I love it!
That is SO adorable! Kids come up with the funniest stuff!
That is SOOO funny!!
Oh my, that's hilarious! And quite inventive, I like it!
hahaha! Don't you hate it when your mouth has a mind of its own? haha
How cute is that?? I love stories like this!!
He is a genius! Wow, he could really use that excuse in court, it would absolutely work. Beyond adorable and so hannibal lector. : )
Out of the mouth of babes. That is hilarious!! What a cutie.
Sounds like my nephew - one of my all time favorite stories about him is in kindergarten he was coloring and went outside the lines. His teacher heard him say "F*CK" and asked him where he'd heard that word. He looked up at her and said "I made it up."
Oh how funny! Way to show restraint and not laugh in front of him...I'm not sure I could have!!
That sounds exactly like something Carter would say! His Aunts have a hard time controlling their laughter in front of him, so then he just keeps it up to get some laughs.
hahahaha!
leave it to a kid to blame his wiggly teeth :)
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Too cute. Kids say the funniest things!
Kids ARE creative, even in naughtiness and kudos to you for going upstairs to laugh! (that's a struggle for me!)
What a fabulous explanation- love it!!
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